there's a part where it's kinda vulgar.. so.. if you don't wanna watch then don't =) (but this is dick lee, so.. heh.)

and lastly here are two more jokes =) the second one's a little sick.

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS. The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.
The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go. Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.

A Newfie wins the lottery and decides to take an around the world tour. Six months later he arrives in India and is met by his accountant at the airport. The accountant advises the newf that he has exhausted all his money and is now flat broke. The newf then is left all alone on the street. Some time passes and the newf finds himself knocking on the door of a huge castle one day. The owner, after listening to the newfs sad story, advises him that he can return all his fortune plus much more if he could complete three tasks within the castle. The newf, fearing nothing to lose, accepts the challange.
The first thing he was to do was enter a room where four bottles of the strongest liquor ever made were on a table. He was to drink the entire lot within three hours. Next, he was to proceed immediately to the next room where a ferocious lion was with a bad tooth and pull the tooth with his fingers. Afterwards he was, without delay, make love to the most horniest woman in India until she said NO MORE.
The newf proceeded to the first room and in 2hrs 59mins emerged in a drunken state. In a slurred voice he asked where the lion was. He entered this room and after 20mins of screeching and scratching a trickle of blood flowed out from under the door. The owner of the castle became worried and began to feel bad that he had sacrificed the newf. Suddenly the door to the room swung open and the newf staggered out asking, "Hic, hic... where's that woman with the bad tooth!!!

clement. =D