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Superman: The other one? There are two of them?
Lex Luther: Yes Superman. double jeopardy. Even with your great speed you couldn't stop both of them. While I, on the other hand, could stop them with my detonator.
Superman: Wait. What did you say about me?
Lex Luther: i said, even with your great speed you couldn't stop both of them...
Superman: Yeah, that's the part.
Lex Luther: while i, with my detonator...
Superman: hang on just one second.

Superman: These missiles?
Lex Luther: Holy crap!!!
Superman: are these the missiles you were talking about Lex?
Lex Luther: YES!
Superman: what?
Lex Luther: YES! i said those are the ones!
Superman: I had to fly around the earth a few times but these were the only giant missiles i could find. But You said i couldn't possibily catch both of them so these must not be the ones you were talking about!
Lex Luther: Yes! those are the ones all right, you win. Please just get them out of here!
Superman: You deceased maniac..

Batman: so then what did you do?
Superman: Oh the usual. Make sure they put Luther away. Made out with Louis for a little bit. Flew out to space, smiled for the camera..
Batman: sweet.
Superman: yea, you know what else? Turns out Luther had this chunk of Kryptinite that would have totally ruined me if would have he whipped it out.
Batman: really..?
Superman: yea, but for some reason, instead he just told me his evil plan first and then tried to trick me into finding the kryptinite myself. What's up with that?
Batman: Villians are stupid.
Superman: I know right?
Batman: You know what i would've done? I would've thrown a batring at him, then tie him up.
Superman:and what about the missiles?
Batman: I would have some kind of Bat missile defence gadget.. on my belt.
Superman: Sure...
Batman: It wouldn't be a problem.
Superman: Dude.
Batman: It wouldn't.
Superman: Come on. You use that utility belt scenario for every situation.
Batman: What's wrong with my utility belt?
Superman: Oh nothing, nothing's wrong with it. Just eh, when you get a 'fly so fast it reverses time itself gadget' on your belt, let me know.
Batman: Im batman!
Superman: I know you are..
Batman: It's what i do.
Superman: I know, you say that a whole lot.
Batman: I carry things on my belt.. because Im Batman!
Superman: Dude, it's cool

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