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Ms. Lem Chen Chen
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Presbyterian High School
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4 Endurance Pupils 2009
Chairman:
Rahul - "I can't see him!"
V. Chairman:
Choo Yi Jie - "He can't see me!"
Class' smartest person:
Heng Cheng Sin
Class' most thing to shout:
Hua.
Class' most-made-fun-of-person:
Chen Tian Min
Class' most free:
Chen Tian Min
Class' most innovative person:
Chen Tian Min
Class' quietest:
Tew Jia Hui
Class' slowest:
Darren Teo WL
Class' longest name:
Immandira Rahul Ponnanna (22 letters)
Class' most popular football club:
Manchester United Football Club
Class' most disgusting:
Edwin Chen
Class' most invisible:
Immandira Rahul Ponnanna
Class' lightest:
Carissa So
Class' most stunted speech:
Daniel Yu
Class' Most-no-common-sense:
Hendry
Friday, January 30, 2009
No one posted for a long time. So let me post some lame cold jokes. Some of you might have heard of it before.Fillings
One day, a meat-filled bread and a hollow bread went to watch movie. It was a very very sad movie that the meat bread started to cry. But the hollow bread kept quiet. Why is this so?
Because he has no feeling (filling)
Another day, the meat bread and a chocolate bread went to watch movie. It was a horror movie. However, the meat bread cried, while the chocolate bread laughed. Why is this so?
Because they have different feelings (fillings)
Logic test
How do you put a giraffe into a fridge?
Open the flap, stuff the giraffe in, close the flap
How do you put an elephant into the fridge?
Open the flap, get the giraffe out of the fridge, stuff the elephant in, close the flap
There was a party in the jungle for all animals. Who is the only one who didn't turn up?
The elephant. It was still stuck inside the fridge.
A man wanted to cross a river which was inhabited by fierce crocodiles. How did he cross the river unscathed?
the animals went to the animal party, including the crocs. So the man can cross safely.
The three scientists
A physicist, a biologist and a chemist travelled to the sea. The physicist said, "I want to study the wavelenght, frequency, period and amplitude of the waves." Then he jumped into the deep water, never to be seen again. The biologist then said," I want to study the digestive system of various marine life." then he jumped into the water, never be seen again too. Finally, the chemist then jotted down a note. It reads,"I have studied that biologists and physicists are soluble in water, forming an aqueous solution."
